Headcanon: Engineer taught Pyro a few chords on his guitar and now Pyro thinks he’s a rockstar.
Headcanon: Pyro enjoys gardening in his free time and is responsible for the random vases of flowers that pop up all over the base.
Headcanon: Spy and Medic are really good friends. Spy speaks German and they gossip about the going on’s around the base. They also may or may not wax on about their love lives (or lack thereof)
Head canon: Of all the mercs, Solly is the best dancer, which really pisses Spy off.
Headcanon: Engineer is shitty at cooking because he is too exact about it, but tries his best to make ribs for Soldier cause he likes them so much.
Head canon: Spy adores George Gershwin and holds all other music ever to that standard. It really gets on the nerves of everybody else.
Head canon: Pyro is basically Denis Leary under the mask (and personality).
Head canon: Medic’s name is Franz Liebkind.
Blame the pigeons for this thought.
Headcanon: Heavy knows massages.